Gosh, I don’t remember eggs being that much of a problem before. (I guess I’m just blessed in that I’m able to, you know, do something basic without a ridiculous single-use gadget.) Thank God for this EZ Cracker!
“Use Somebody” by Ultrabeat
Three cheers for tubby front men and ridiculous Eurodance cover versions!
“What this finding suggests is that we might be on the verge of discovering a new breed of painkillers that don’t depress the entire nervous system (and fuzz out your brain), but instead interrupt specific pain pathways.”
Not to be too weird about it, but what if the whole “fuzz out your brain” thing is one of the things you don’t mind about pain management? I’m just saying.
Good grief—when are people going to stop hiding behind birth certificates and the Bible and just own up to their awfulness and get t-shirts that say, “Racist”?
Because, you know, you’re not fooling anybody.
(Betting I’ll see a lot of this garbage when I travel back to Alabama for Thanksgiving next week.)
Strangely reminiscent of—and yet so much better than—that Gungan vs. droid battle scene at the end of The Phantom Menace.
Serious LOLZ via theduty:
Imperial March Of The Ducks
This is an example of a time when I really wouldn’t care whether I used “unfriend” or “defriend” (see the post below), as long as I used something that would keep this woman off my radar.
[via freakgirl]
Am I the only one who says “de-friend” instead? The “de-” prefix seems so much more appropriate here.

We are big fans of this dish soap—good smell and all that—but seriously, couldn’t they have picked a better name than “Alpine Purity”? Didn’t Hitler have some secret plan with that code name?

This, my friends, is apple upside-down cake with a scoop of homemade (hello, new favorite kitchen toy) brown sugar-vanilla ice cream. Seriously, it was one of the best desserts I have ever turned out (and it completely overshadowed the quite delicious Malbec-braised short ribs we had for the main course).
If the NYT is reporting on it as a trend, then I guess it really is kind of over. I still enjoy calling out douches and their douchebaggery, but I also admit that I (like many others) use it way too much. It’s losing any kind of power it once had.
Perhaps the time is right to revive my all-time favorite pejorative: butthole.
One of the best weblogs (with the best movie reviews, seriously) you’re ever going to read is turning 10 years old. Congratulations, Kevin!
Last post for a while, I promise—here’s a mix that I just made to celebrate the re-launch of the blog. It started out as a housey, feel-good affair, but got kinda heavy before I knew it. Non-stop hands-in-the-air though, with some serious classics throughout. Click on the tracklist to go to the download page!
This is the theme to the Indiana Jones movies.
It is a dance remix version.
I am not entirely sure that the world needed this.
(Aren’t you glad I’m back on a blog?)

